This frizzy hair, these frumpy clothes I wear...

May 30

carsonphillips:

When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere

May 30
lacigreen:

oh look it’s me

lacigreen:

oh look it’s me

May 30
May 30
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

May 30

quote If this is an engagement ring, yes!

Kurt, to Blaine (x)

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quote FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!

— No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
May 30
totalspiffage:

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

omfdhzjsxs also there is no god


 That’s pretty much how it goes. 
Oh, and there is no god.